If you get it wrong apologise. And do it fulsomely as the Arkansas Democrat Gazette did recently â€“
We hate it when this happens. Try to say something good about somebody . . . . And we can’t even get that right. We hoped on Monday to spur on the good fight in urging Saline County’s sheriff, Paul Mask, into keeping up the fight against Internet predators. Only problem is, Paul Mask’s name really isn’t Paul Mask.
It’s Phil Mask. As in, we got the number of letters right, and the first and last letters exactly right, but this ain’t government work. We can’t just get Close Enough and let it be.
Sorry, sheriff. We’ll know better next time.
(And do please keep up the work against Internet predators.)
(via Regret the Error)